Hey Mama...

This is my new favorite phrase (do you detect sarcasm?).  I walk in the room and a client says "Hey mama...look at you!!!" and points to my belly.  Really?  Look at what?  Ummm...as far as I can tell, there's no bump there. 

Today had to be better than yesterday.  I got "reported" (what the hell does that mean?  I'm a contractor, people, and I MAKE the hospital $$$!) because apparently I was rude to someone who walked into my spin class seven minutes late.  Well here's why:
1.  First time spinner - walks in late - pitch black - loud music.  Great.  I stop everything to try and set her up.  I admit I was a little huffy.
2.  First time spinner and friend proceed to talk through my entire class.  Halfway through I tell them (over the mic) to please take the conversation outside if it's that important
3.  First time spinner will not listen when I tell her to "stay in the saddle...honey"

So yes - I was a bit rude.  One of my clients said it was tough love.  I also told the entire class that I was constipated.  Most of them laughed.  First time spinner did not.  Lighten up woman - maybe you need an easier class.  Or an enema - I know I do.

Weight:  116.5 (climbing slowly - I'm good with it)
Food: 
6am:  same breakfast
8am:  Package of Lorna Doone cookies from JEA vending
10:30am:  Trader Joe's corn dog (thanks to Sharon - my savior)
11:30am:  1.5 cups of pasta
A few jolly ranchers
1pm:  Granola bar
2:30pm:  slice of Bret's veggie pizza
4:00pm:  banana
5:30pm:  slice of Bret's veggie pizza
7pm:  Lean Cuisine Lasagna